“THOU SHALT GO TO OMGFAST.COM – NOW!”

Superstar Joe Namath and his daughter Jessica (with the help of God) sell the miraculous hi-speed home Internet I branded OMGFAST in South Florida. Joe doesn’t know zilch about the Internet, but his savvy daughter is hip to every detail. 50 mbps service (holy smoke!) no more waiting for downloads or buffering, premium HD quality, etc., etc. Her dad turns into an Internet expert in no time flat. “How fast is 50 megabits per second?” Jessica says...“Faster than a Joe Namath pass – whoosh!”